Saturday, 28 January 2012

and so it begins

greece has lost control of its budgetary powers to germany.
Portugal is following fast and the funds that prolonged greeces fall are gone.

How long until the germans descend on lisbon?

Wednesday, 25 January 2012

suggestions for sky

have a series 1 episode 1 catagory on sky planner

Monday, 23 January 2012

how to recruit for the raf

man sees ied emplacers on his recon drone, calls in typhoon which kills them with 2000lb bomb.
He then gets lapdance off two lezing it up strippers.

How not to recruit
man sees rocket team, calls in airstrike too late to kill them, tells his mummy he's so proud

Friday, 13 January 2012

i shall drink beer

i shall drink beer
beer is the mind killer
i shall my beer
i shall let it pass through me
and when it is gone only my hangover will remain!

Wednesday, 11 January 2012


excession great
the rest....

Call me a traditionalist, but i like my sci fi to consider steam engines old tech

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Is cameron stupid enough to pull it off?

Imagine, Cameron forces through, or attempts to force through, an act of parliament, stating that Holyrood cant vote for Independance.

Sunday, 8 January 2012

****ing bbc

how to build a nuclear submarine is in fact a documentary on some blonde femail electrician who cycles to work.

Just shoot me now

Tuesday, 3 January 2012


As EUrope pisses about deciding what initials to use for its new time, Two more nations choose to jump entire days.

They made this choice, because they wished to be on the same "day" as their main trading partner, Australia.

Understandable, but one wonders, perhaps Australia should have made the jump?

Locating 00 in Greenwhich makes little sense today.
Surely it should be moved to the dentre of the economic world, New York? Or Perhaps DC?
Or just the US's most Easterly point?

Woohoo, someones remade syndicate!!!

Oh, wait, no they've not, boooooooooo!